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Matt "Krinkels" Jolly

Matt @Krinkels

Age 42, Male

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Philadelphia, PA

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so like, you know, whatever

Posted by Krinkels - February 13th, 2013


The tension is killing me. Just feel free to post garbage all over this news post.

:|

so like, you know, whatever


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i need more potatoes in ma housi

Hay i was just playing your game and. I was killing and killing and killing and killing and killing and then i did it some moar :D i dont understand how the protagonist level up in the game but ik killed them all

OH GOD WAHAT A COMMENT.

ok time to start another fight with those guys
HANK IS A FAGGIT
*the madness guy's start to kill each other*

I'd post some garbage, but I put out the bins D:

good luck dude!!!

I'd just like to wish you good luck in making the new animation, no matter the time it takes, and making a living from this stuff, which I presume you do. I really really like your work, and I hope you do at this point too.

Love your job, and you will never work a day in your life.

bitch dont tell me what to do

still waiting

please fix the sticky keys bullshit in project nexus

"When in stress, murder someone"

Tension? Sex, violence, drugs and rock and roll! Or just ake a bath, killer.

What is this particular tension referring to?

Raze, I've seen real picture of Matt "Krinkels" Joly, deelpy search forums of website <a href="http://www.madnesscombat.net">www.madnesscombat.net</a> (com)

dude i love to play tenor saxaphone

Well, it all started on one day. I had to stay in for detention. My teacher had DD breasts and I loved them .As much as I would rather have stared at them all day, I had to finish some math homework. Sneakily, I asked to go to the bathroom, took the math questions to a geek friend, paid him 10$ to solve them in 2 minutes and brought them back to the teacher, all done. I started crying so that the teacher would notice me.

Being very heartfelt, she took me out of the class to speak to her. The hallways were empty. Nobody would be able to see us. The doors to each class room were extremely soundproof. They had to be, because teachers would be deaf with all the scrambling in the hallways. She asked me,

"What's wrong, Julian?"
I said, "It's a long story."
"My family does not support me, my mother and father fight each night and they do not care about my grades."
"I want to try, but nobody motivates me."

The teacher, being sad, consoled for me.

"Don't worry Julian, it's all inside of you."
"You can do great things when you put your mind to it."

Feeling better, I raised my head to stare at her. My eyes slowly lowered to notice her tits getting harder and visible through her bra.

"Really?" I said.
"Really." she said back to me.

She noticed that I was staring at her wonderful breasts while talking, and stared down at them herself.

"Oh, you sick little boy, you...."
"I'm 17 and I've never had a girlfriend..." I said, sadly...
"Really? A handsome, sexy man such as yourself?"

I was astonished. Was this sexy teacher making her moves on me? There was about a 3 minute silence. And then it happened.

Suddenly, my 16 inch cock burst out of my pants. The zipper popped and seams ripped. I was turning pale because of all the blood loss in my body. My dick was rock hard.

"WHAT THE?!?!?"

The beautiful teacher said. Suddenly I walked into her, jabbing her with my huge cock. She fell over. She started lunging, crawling backwards. She didn't know whether to suck it or to run away. She started to scream. I couldn't take the loud screeching noise she bestoued, so I shoved my giantic cock into her mouth. She tried to pull it out, but she couldn't. I had struck a nerve on her tounge and she couldn't bite either.

She finally died from lack of air. I proceeded to take my cock out of her mouth and take off her top. I proceeded in giving myself a tit job. It felt amazing. Then, I took off her dress to find her panties. They were very, very wet. I proceeded in taking them off as well. Then, I inserted my throbbing (now 30 inch cock) into her vagina. I wanted to try something out. I used all my penis muscle and proceeded to insert my dick past her vagina. Into her stomach. I must have pierced an organ or something, she started to bleed everywhere. Her skin started to tear, and I could feel my cock go up her trachea.

Suddenly, I saw the head of my penis sticking out of her mouth. I was fucking her and getting a reverse blowjob at the same time. With her, pierced onto my cock, I proceeded to walk into the classroom. I went on my back, and made it appear as if the teacher was somewhat standing up. Everybody was fucking freaked out.

Instead of yelling, they all started barfing out their stomaches. The acid burnt throught the carpet and into the office underneath. The principal had felt some acid drop onto his head, and noticed a leak. urious, he walked up to our classroom and looked in. He saw me with the teacher. Suddenly, he combusted. Brain matter was everywhere.

The floorboards could not handle it, and neither the sewage pipes. The acid burnt through everything. It burnt through my arm and I couldn't jack off anymore from then on. (but that was okay since I had pierced a teacher with my dick) My arm fell to the ground, dryed, and shrivelled. Suddenly, every janitor in the school started shitting furiously. They all ended up dying. The shit caused a tidal wave
and mixed with the brains and randomly combusted bodies... and created a tsunami.

Eventually, everybody in the world died.

That is one hell of a post down there!

@Kwing Well,that escalated quickly xD
My garbage....eerm...well...derpiderp :3

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