Age/Gender: 27, Male
Location: Colorado Shprings
Job: Alcoholic/Bum
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Flash Reviews: 356
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356 Reviews | 89 w/ Responses
The animation was not. You let this song down with your half-ass'd animation. I mean, the animation was mostly just tweens and some rudimentary fbf sequences. Movies like "Maxwell Edison Story" are graphically as good as they are musically. This one just sort of slaps together a bunch of shitty animation with a catchy toon for hopes of a high NG score. I'm not buying it. I say again; you let this song down.
Show some pride in your work.
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Yes, most happiest birthday to you, you looney man, you!
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But you should spend more time polishing it. Maybe add a few more elements before you get to the pitfall. The framerate could have been higher, and the artwork itself, while adequate, was needing improvement. Good work, though, that falling sequence was awesome!
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You're toon is awesome. I want to see more of dickheadman, or whatever his name is. He's fantastic! The animation was sufficient for the artwork, but could use a few more keyframes in there to smoothen it out, and the music/sound was brilliant. I look forward to your future projects.
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You belong on a throne.
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What the hell? No violence? No crazy dialouge? No humor? No anything! This goes in your portfolio, it's impressive, but not entertaining.
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I really liked this, in a bittersweet kind of way. The animation was wicked cool, and the animation was really sharp, and the animation itself had a really dark feel to it. I really like how you followed the JTHM plot, sort of.
That song, though. It's... awful!
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You know, there are dozens of artists on this site who can make artwork as good as this AND make a toon out of it, rather than treat us to a slideshow.
I need actors and conflict! Not slideshows of 'hard work'! You lazy sod, entertain me!!!
<3
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Just need more going on, in my opinion. Like, hostle elements or something. Very crisp, though. It seems professionally done, just really really REALLY unfinished.
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The verbal exchange between the guy and the badguys was the single greatest moment in spoken language, ever. Nobody has ever blurted out something cooler than 'keep the fuck shut up, asshole!'. Ever.
Author's Response:
Haha, thank you. Although the credit for the phrase "Keep the fuck shut up" really goes to my dad, who misspoke once. We'd like to put it on a T-Shirt, haha.
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