@Krinkels By the way I love Madness Combat and my favorite character is Sandford
Matt "Krinkels" Jolly
Age 43, Male
madness
Philadelphia, PA
Joined on 12/18/99
@Krinkels By the way I love Madness Combat and my favorite character is Sandford
"Did I remember to pick up milk at the store?"
thinkin about how they really should have ballistic armor on more than their face
Probably how they're gonna beg for forgiveness when they're being held at gunpoint.
yeahhhh
So a sequel to Scrapeface's shenanigans was announced on my birthday, and I didn't even find out until now?
i would like to see madness combat 13 instead but still not bad
I'd like to lay some lore down to set up for mc13. Similar approach to how mc9.5 had to come before mc12.
Holy shit, that's me!
finally, a sequel
they thinking about being the best chess player
"You know, one time I tripped and busted my lip when I was on break without my mask, and I realized that the taste of the blood in my mouth was just like that of the mustard that is provided along with ketchup and hotdogs in the cafeteria.
That's when I truly realized how fucked this world was the moment Hank smashed the sun's face with the stop sign because it meant that all the plants in Nevada died, and that meant that there were no more plants to turn into those new vegan lab-grown meat plants that The Thought Emporium made 2 videos about.
I realized that said shitstorm led to a food crisis that eventually forced the agency to reduce the intelligence enhancements that even we the Engineers got via Accelerated Training in order to create more food for the people, as we were prevented from being upgraded to true super soldiers that could take out Hank and Doc once and for all, and effectively relegated to the same generalist cannon-fodder roles as the agents and those "elite bodyguards" who had the reflexes of Jimmy Carter. All our corpses were simply thrown into the meatgrinders, even our masks, shades, and the soldats' eyepieces. That explained why there was almost always glass and metal in our hotdogs.
Honestly, this fucking Auditor's remedy to the Nevadan famine was worse than the food crisis itself. Like bruh he has a third improbability drive, he can just resurrect the sun like tricky did to himself! We wouldn't need any of this cannibalism shit if he just gave a shit about his own soldiers! But of course he doesn't. He's an employer. They're just trolling us and probably playing both sides by bringing Hank back all those times too. And yet there's nothing I can do. Whenever I try to tell the homies about this they refuse to say the truth. They just reply: "dissenter be damned, i bet you have no bitches", even though there are no bitches to be had in Nevada. No men, no women, only monsters. There's nothing I can do about the present predicament of Nevada. It's over. I am doomed to die on this shitty planet and keep dying in the Other Place, and all I can do is eat more glass-seasoned hot dogs to pass the time.
One question remains unanswered though: why does my blood taste like mustard? Are we made of mustard? Fuck, that's two questions."
While he is thinking this:
left earbud: Madness Cringehank soundtrack (Chinese lyrics)
right earbud: The Pied Piper (2x speed)
@Krinkels will be MC13 a final episode of MC?
They think about their 10years hardcore Minecraft world
Very nice Mr.K
Will MC13 be out this year?
- Luigi
No! Experiment 2 takes priority. I will begin working on it when E2 is done, which could be as early as summer, but as late as (but no later than) Madness Day.
I literally just watched "An Experiment" and went to your page to check up and I see this. Is this God? Is God talking to me?
My question is why is the blood yellow?
and they are looking in there inventory
they think about "god i shouldve just done contstruction"
@Prosbius who even were they
Hyped to see it when it drops K! Btw got the antipathy shirt and stickers and was wondering is there a place to get the stickers specifically!
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Krinkels, my take would be the enginner was slouching and getting sleepy on the job while keeping watch on the dangerous grunt prisoner, he gets caught off guard when he began to dose off, while the grubt prisoner let loose freein himself from the trap table, rush towards the engineer to kill him with the handcuffs.