xXPhenom259Xx 2009-05-16 21:58:41

I kinda think it's funny how some of you aren't duke fans your just goin with krinkels

Pelonkian21 2009-05-16 22:16:23

Hey man, i´m sorry for you ):
i have played Duke Nukem in the GBC, n64, pc and ps
when i get the ps2, Devil May Cry games and Resident Evil 4 i totally forget that game, i never ever ever ever noticed nothing about it in years.
I´m kind of sad about that, because that game bring fun and violence to hundreds of videogamers.
You have my support, if you wanna commit suicide, send me a PM and i will tell you "Krinkels STFU and go have sex with your wife, you asshole" xD
I hope you feel better, take your time to make the madness and stuff :)

PD: Sorry for the bad english xD

Unexpected213 2009-05-17 00:50:01

That is some fuckin' shitty news, I've been waiting for that too. Fuck.

Coleco 2009-05-17 00:59:04

A moment of silence.......................

smbzfan2 2009-05-17 03:16:52

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kevlucky7 2009-05-17 09:57:38

Why are you dead your my role model

edy131 2009-05-17 13:25:02

I know a way to relieve some sorrow from your soul:
make a flash where Hank beats the shit out of the people that caused all this

LehHex 2009-05-17 14:30:22

Lulz.

The bitch just turned emo cause a game got cancelled.

Eh. I lost hope in your flashes anyway, even while Duke Nukem Forever was still in production your flashes were turning into crap anyway.

Stop whining and feed your populus of whiny Madness Combat fans already.

darkbladesofdeath 2009-05-17 14:50:09

I think I'm going to cry...

phiip54321 2009-05-17 15:53:53

if you read this you are gay hehe

Summy010 2009-05-17 16:03:29

That comment about EA picking the game up...I kinda hope not.

EA just makes the same shit over and over again. Take a look at the last 2 Command and conquers. Those games used to be a classic, then EA took over and it's the same shit, different textures.

I'd rather not see EA butcher Duke. :(

Tehpivot 2009-05-17 22:02:59

:(
I wouldn't care if they just didn't texture it, they game looks awesome! I've been waiting forever for that! I remember Duke Nukem 3d, and that kicked some serious ass!
In fact, I don't even care, it would be awesome to just have the BOX for the game!!!!

s3v3ns 2009-05-18 03:20:37

A New Role Model?

simi686 2009-05-18 13:04:38

Hey krinkles, sorry to hear bout that. But hears something to think about. If you don't want this shit to happen again, then just do what i do. Be Your Own Role Model! That way your the only person who can make your role model sux alot.

SassyCatMan 2009-05-18 15:09:58

Shut the fuck up and stop crying you sad piece of shit and do something in your fucking life!

SassyCatMan 2009-05-18 15:11:00

The People Have Spoken233 Comments

May. 10, 2009 | 7:47 PM RKthrilla says:
I'm twisting your nuts.

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May. 10, 2009 | 7:51 PM urbanshinobi says:
Lol

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May. 10, 2009 | 7:52 PM kibas-cool says:
Ouch.

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May. 10, 2009 | 7:53 PM omegared says:
I can relate. DOOM 3 blew dick. :((((((((((((

May. 10, 2009 | 7:56 PM Krinkels responds:
at least doom3 was released.

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May. 10, 2009 | 7:56 PM RubberNinja says:
First game I ever played was the Duke Nukem side scroller. I have a boxed copy of Duke Nukem 2 floppy disk with the price tag still on it in my closet. I use to watch my own father playing all the early Duke Nukems. Its really what got me into video games in the first place. It was a epic kick in the balls when I heard the news.

Fuck.

:(

May. 10, 2009 | 7:58 PM Krinkels responds:
we're on the same page then. Duke brought us into the realm of (any demention) ass kicking. And now it seems, he has taken us out of it. I am sad. He was pretty much what kept me benching 275lbs, curling 115 and eating Tabasco/beef-jerky salad. I am really upset about this.

Updated: May. 10, 2009, 8:02 PM

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May. 10, 2009 | 8:02 PM Engineer909 says:
Fuckin'

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May. 10, 2009 | 8:02 PM rockyace42 says:
OOh, that must sting. Don't go suicidal on us now!

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May. 10, 2009 | 8:04 PM doomshock says:
get some Gillette's and cut yo self
have fun

FUCK :(

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May. 10, 2009 | 8:05 PM I-smel says:
<a href="http://twitter.com/ApogeeSoftware/sta">http://twitter.com/ApogeeSoftware/sta </a> tus/1747381530

He's got BALLS OF STEEEEL!

May. 10, 2009 | 8:07 PM Krinkels responds:
I'm on to your tricks...

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May. 10, 2009 | 8:08 PM waffles714 says:
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AWW.
I was expecting alot from this game.

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May. 10, 2009 | 8:09 PM I-smel says:
well I believed it

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May. 10, 2009 | 8:13 PM vampyro241 says:
Who is that?

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May. 10, 2009 | 8:13 PM valval26 says:
wow that seems you got Doom 3 the game lawl

May. 10, 2009 | 8:14 PM Krinkels responds:
No I played doom3 and hated it. Didn't get Nukem:Forever

So please shut up.

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May. 10, 2009 | 8:15 PM Hulalaoo says:
haha i really donot like much the duke nuke, but well, i feel sad :C

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May. 10, 2009 | 8:16 PM Lman107 says:
At least id software is still alive......

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May. 10, 2009 | 8:19 PM skarai says:
This really sucks.

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May. 10, 2009 | 8:20 PM Roodstur says:
Damn... I'm speechless.
Just don't quit. You know how much spam you would get? Like everyone will act like Konane from i hate yuo myg0t 2.

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May. 10, 2009 | 8:21 PM Wonchop says:
I never really got into Duke myself. I tried the Live Arcade version and I kept getting blown up. Though looing at the gameplay footage they released, it looked like Forever would've been a good 'un.

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May. 10, 2009 | 8:22 PM toxicdog says:
Dam.... I was actually gonna pre-order this 10 years ago with the supposed release, never got the money, saw the news on that one kid with the original receipts though...This is a very big shame :( to end the shooter that started all shooters...

May. 10, 2009 | 8:24 PM Krinkels responds:
I DID PREORDER IT.

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May. 10, 2009 | 8:26 PM dro2 says:
That's pretty sad. Maybe you can find a new role model when your up to it.

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May. 10, 2009 | 8:26 PM ngfanp3rs0n says:
I hope someone picks up the project

May. 10, 2009 | 8:29 PM Krinkels responds:
EA is the only group I could think that might do him justice. Otherwise I am skeptical to the point of sniper fire.

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May. 10, 2009 | 8:31 PM Nuke15 says:
Someone should go down to 3D Realms to kick ass and chew bubble gum, and then chew most of, if not all of it, on the way there.

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May. 10, 2009 | 8:32 PM toxicdog says:
OMGGG! YOU HAVE A PIECE OF HISTORY!

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May. 10, 2009 | 8:34 PM xXxAlecxXx says:
Imposter

May. 10, 2009 | 8:35 PM Krinkels responds:
Kill yourself.

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May. 10, 2009 | 8:36 PM DeRosa says:
what a bunch of fucking

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May. 10, 2009 | 8:36 PM groundpwndr says:
<a href="http://www.shacknews.com/images/image">http://www.shacknews.com/images/image </a> -o-matic.x?/images/sshots/Screenshot/
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May. 10, 2009 | 8:37 PM theicecubeclock says:
Christmas Never came...

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if you get this reference, you're a true Duke fan.

May. 10, 2009 | 8:40 PM Krinkels responds:
just go ahead and edit out that last bit. We don't need followers, our messiah is dead.

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May. 10, 2009 | 8:37 PM Renandchi2 says:
Aww fuck. 12 YEARS IN DEVELOPMENT DOWN THE DRAIN!
But seriously, duke was what defined major badass video games back when I played Duke 3D. But think about it; they can always get a new publisher to fund them. If they fully 100% remove Duke from existence then video gaming will of hit more of a lsump since the Decline of Gaming back in the '80's

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May. 10, 2009 | 8:38 PM TheUnknownEntity says:
fml

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May. 10, 2009 | 8:41 PM toxicdog says:
But we cant lose hope! >.< Someone has to pick up our fallen hero!

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May. 10, 2009 | 8:42 PM bl00db47h says:
Duke nukem rules. How dare these unsightly monstrosities of flesh. kick them in the groin!

You should make a madness short where hank beats the crap out of the people who stopped working on Duke Nukem.

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May. 10, 2009 | 8:43 PM toxicdog says:
Hank must save Duke!

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May. 10, 2009 | 8:44 PM PartyZombie says:
Well that sucks.... I can't relate though. I never really bought any duke nukem stuff, my first game was duck hunt for the NES

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May. 10, 2009 | 8:47 PM

Doodlepantz 2009-05-18 18:52:41

Get jolly, Jolly!
Terrorist could have bombed your house with a new chemical thet causes your penis to turn inside out and shrink until it tears itself off of your balls.

Hamud 2009-05-18 20:29:07

Ouch, man. Sorry for your loss. I can't relate though, I only had games that were delayed for 'Making it better'.

THREE F---ING TIMES.

nintendork1 2009-05-19 00:26:22

looks like they're gone..... FOREVER

madmaker11 2009-05-19 02:42:51

Krinkels,poor krinkz,have a cup of coffe,that will make you better,or did u hang urself?Because ur not esponding anymore,