Hey guys, very cool and important news today! I've plunged into the world of selling NFT art for bitcoins and am quickly on my way to becoming a real artist of the future! The first NFT art I've got up for auction is an ACTUAL SPRITE from a REAL MADNESS CARTOON (wow!) I'm excited and proud to offer such a thing as a means of giving back to the world that raised and accepted me into it. This transaction will allow you to own a piece of actual cartoons on the internet! You can point your fingers and tell all your friends "you see that hand? I own that!" And what's even more exciting, if there are enough bidders, we can sort out a timeshare of the sprite (example; you'd own this particular sprite during May and October, having to rescind ownership via blood ritual twice a year)! Get to the bidding by clicking here now!
ChazDude
$190,000 is my final offer. Take it or leave it.
Krinkels
Do not disrespect the art of the haggle by embarrassing me in front of all these people. Serious Inquiries only.