I got nothin. :C

Prob be in the chat today tho.

HELLO EVERYONE!

Sorry 1.7 is taking forever. We're already thinking ahead for the next update and tripping over ourselves a bit. We're thinking about delaying it a biiiit longer BUT (don't kill me just yet) it'll be a substantially larger update. It really comes down to how much we want to leave out for the next update.

So... tiny update now, big update later... or giant update later? That's what we're struggling with as we cobble this all together. Concept art is laid out but it's just a matter of producing all the art and testing new gameplay angles.

I think. Fear not, friends, we're keeping busy.

anyhoo, here's a picture of some jerk waving at some other jerk.

Holy shit guys! 1.6!!!
===new guns!====
-USP Match
-OTs-33
-TAR-21
-Luger p08
===new armors===
Trucky Mask
Go3lm fragments
Hank headwrap
other goggles and whatnot
sum bugs squashed

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/592473

-=ALSO=-
NEW CARTOON

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/592473

If you having lag issues turn the detail down in the options menu, this game is a bit of a beast.

Hey guys, what're you doin' this sunday?

Also, some guys about to get their shit slapped.
edit: These guys aren't new, they're just regular L33T with masks on.
They think it'll improve their odds but SPOILER ALERT: it won't.

Hey, what's up? How're ya doing? Ya doin okay, there, champ? Hangin' in there?

That's good.

That's real good.

Play any cool video games lately?

Guys I'm borrowing a computer right now cause apparently I need more money than usual to pay my damn internet bill. So brb I gotta go sell some blood or something so I can get back to work on this damn game.

To those who helped out: Thanks guys, srsly. You're beyond super I can't even tell you how grateful I am. BRB emailing swain stuff.

Also, if you haven't seen this yet, be sure to have seen this, yet: LINKY.

Swain said:
"Don't worry guys, it's comin'. Krinkels and I haven't had a day off this month since we decided to doubletime the project. Today is the last day of features programming. I want to give you guys a rundown of the main game features so you know why we've gone a bit over deadline (we DO expect to be finished within a week latest).
x) Our main goal here is to have a fun game which simulates a true Madness experience, just like watching the cartoons! Matt is a Nazi about his guns, so expect every game weapon to match its real world counterpart right down to the last spring.
x) The game will be EPISODIC. That is to say, it will be released with a single world's worth of stages, and we'll get straight to work on the next set. In a perfect world, we would have a new set of stages for you guys every month. Maybe more often than that.
x) In Episode 1 you'll mostly be kicking ass as Sanford and Deimos. Hank and a few other characters will be making appearances throughout the series, too.
x) Along with episode updates, you'll have new game modes to dick around with as well. We're including an Arena wave mode on launch, with plans for an RPG mode (Dead Rising style) and CTF Paintball down the line.
So there ya go! In the meantime, here is Hank blowing a guy's head off from behind cover, and Blockhead Episode 1 translated into German:"

Which pretty much sums up everything that needs to be known about what we're up to.

OH MAN! Also violence!

How're you guys liking this? I think it's pretty sweet, frankly.

Also yes this is a screenshot from the Madness game Swain and I are working on.

More madness, of course. The-Swain has been helping with this one, and it's going to be all the more awesome for it.

Discuss.